Fredrika's

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside... I think I swallowed a kitten

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Please, I do not wish to offend/upset anyone with this.So if you’re religious, just ignore, or take it ‘with a grain of salt’, if that expression makes sense.. :)) I’m not religious, and frankly, I found this quite hilarious xD

Please, I do not wish to offend/upset anyone with this.
So if you’re religious, just ignore, or take it ‘with a grain of salt’, if that expression makes sense.. :))

I’m not religious, and frankly, I found this quite hilarious xD

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Random funny moments.. in MY head (:

I’ve realised how weird i must seem to other people sometimes (nahh, who am i kidding. not sometimes. alltimes.)
I often burst out laughing completely randomly, possibly in the middle of a totally serious conversation, during complete silence, while doing something completely non-funny.. and don’t explain why I’m laughing.
Yeah, well. I just think of something funny in my head. Something which most definitely wouldnt be funny anywhere else than in my head.

Example:
Talking to my mom about our family tree one day. Somewhere along the convo she used the words “in your genes”.
I thought it sounded funny cause it was just like “in your jeans” and i thought of a few bad jokes you could use with that, ( haha, you’ve got this and that in your jeans.. what the eff are they doing in your jeans..?! :O ) and laughed like crazy while my mom was telling me our boring family history. I guess she got slightly confused.

HHAHAHA! HA HA. Ha. Haa. h… okay yeah. you see, not so funny to other people i guess. ^^

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
Woody Allen

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Today, I realized that for every habit I have that I think is out of the ordinary, there is a Facebook group for it. I must be average.

MLIA

Haha this sounds like it might as well have been me who said it..x)

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This isn’t a funny video, but it’s actually quite cool, I think :)
Toshiba commercial, quite an original idea.

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There it was. The smartest thing you’ll ever say and nobody was around to hear it. D’oh!

Homer Simpson

(It was a while ago that I saw this episode so I know I probably got it slightly wrong xD But yeah, whateever)