… MLIA is the answer! ( as you probably all know already ;) )
www.MyLifeIsAverage.com

I love it xD

“Today I was eating an ice cream cone in one hand and texting with the other. Thinking I was cool for multitasking, as I walked down a flight a stairs on campus, I licked my phone. MLIA”

“Today, I was talking with my grandma. She said she liked the song “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and that I should request it for my cousin’s wedding. She then says, “It’s by the band ‘Blind Tiger’, right?” My uncle replies, “You mean Def Leppard?” She then replies, “Oh, well I knew it was a disabled cat.” I love my grandma. MLIA.”

“Today, my friend showed me the sentence “Woman without her man is nothing,” that an English class had been told to punctuate. Apparently all the guys put “Woman, without her man, is nothing,” while the girls put “Woman: without her, man is nothing.” I will never underestimate the power of punctuation again. MLIA”

“Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, “Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer’s Ball?” He then replied, “No ma’am, police officers don’t have balls”. MLIA”

“Today, I was eating an Almond Joy, but half way through I realized that it had no almond…now I can’t stop smiling because I just ate pure joy. MLIA”

etc ;)